I wrote the holy book of the shrub. I pretty much started the SOS.
What are you looking for in a guild?
I just wanted to pop by and say hi.
What are you expecting from us, as a guild?
Anything we should know about you?
Wrote that one book.
Anything you would like to know about us?
A window of your home has just been broken. How do you respond?
Figure out which one of my kids did it.
A man in green asks you to go on a journey. Where do you go and what do you do?
I go down to the Safeway on the corner and buy some milk.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
The mouse. It was eaten by a rat.
You find a barrel in a river. What is inside it and why
The barrel is half full of water. No wait, its half empty. No wait, half full. No wait... what was the question again?
You are shrunk to the size of a nickel and thrown into an empty blender. The blades start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?